Monday, July 14, 2008

Menounos Dazzles Baseball Fans with Hustle, Her Ass

Fresh from scarring the Obama daughters for life, "Access Hollywood" reporter Maria Menounos appeared in the lineup at the All-Star Legends & Celebrity softball game on Sunday, observing what human simulacra outside the greater Los Angeles area refer to as "good-natured fun."

Congratulations are due, Maria, for being the prettiest member of this squad, no mean feat when Billy Baldwin is playing short. You looked "fan-tastic"! Nice job also in hitting for the cycle and stealing home twice. (Fine, so we didn't watch it. And? There was a goddamn Yankees game on.)

More here.

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