Saturday, January 05, 2008

Friday Porn: Fine Friel Fox's New Folderol

Fox News Channel's latest -- what? anchor? reporter? shot girl? -- is garnering big ratings for the soft-core-pornography-and-swooshing graphics outift owned by Rupert Murdoch. Courtney Friel, late of the World Poker Tour (not quite the CSJ, but whatever), has rocketed to the top of the cable network's stable of hot, unavailable women.

Friel, 27, is a former swimsuit model and, according to one Fox News executive, "Although Courtney has been here for just a short time, her positive attitude and willingness to help out on any shift is very much appreciated."

Good enough for us! Courtney makes her debut as a regular contributor this weekend, so do check her out if you enjoy superficial news coverage and generous, fabric-degrading cleavage.

2 comments:

The Duke from Dukes Court said...

Hot young women who may or may not be able to read a teleprompter, and old crotchety conservative men: Gotta love Fox News.

Anonymous said...

She is so hot, I want to fuck her like a porn star