Friday, December 21, 2007

Tancredo Reluctantly Calls Off Insane, Single-Issue Bid for Ultimate Power

Well, that's the end to the physical integrity of the United States: Tom Tancredo's out of the presidential race.

We're left with candidates who refuse to secure our borders, cultivate sanctuary cities, and favor handing over our daughters to MS13. Or something along those lines.

Congressman Tancredo, from your all friends at the DN, we wish you and that incredibly porous border fence a happy and healthy holiday season. Feliz Navidad!

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