Friday, December 07, 2007

Friday Porn: Nobody Puts Sonni in a Corner Edition


Sonni Abatta: impossibly attractive, Pittsburgh native, and born to dance.

Even though she totally blew us off while we were undergrads at CMU -- seriously, how many times can a person shampoo her hair in a week? -- Sonni has emplaced herself in the hearts and minds of Team DN.

That's why we find Sonni news so irresistible, such as this appearance at a celebrity dance competition to raise money for juvenile diabetes. The video features the KDKA anchor samba-ing up a storm with a yinzer Nureyev dressed up like Zorro. Jerk.

6 comments:

CapitolMAN said...

Huzzah for newz-tart Sonni, whose appellation could have easily compelled KD producers to typecast her as a weathergal.

Sonni's cha-cha skills now begs the question, "Yeah, but can she pole-dance?" Pittsburgh demands an answer, La Femme Newzkita.

Anonymous said...

I would like to ride my light rail into her southside.

DoctorYunzer said...

Pole dance? Only Kelley Frey can do that.

The Duke said...

Kelley Frey? Dude, did you really just go there?

poon stretcher said...

sonni abatta is a delicate flower and all you need to lay the f- off. i love her and i am going to stretch that poon out like an old catcher's mitt.

Anonymous said...

SHOULD HAVE GOT SOME NEW AIR BAGS ALONG WITH THAT NEW NOSE