Friday, November 02, 2007

Friday Porn: Danika Wukich, Mayor Luke Ravenstahl's Spokescandy



Congratulations, Danika! You're about to join the prestigious club of women who have been disrespected by The Darn News.

Your public status as the Ravenstahl campaign spokesperson makes us envious (we're roughly the same age, and yet here we are scribbling in our diary about you), and your tan-in-a-can hotness just screams "I'm a young, ambitious, professional woman. You edit a blog about politics and boobs. Why am I talking to you again?"

And allow us to point out that in the photo to your right Danika strikes the same pose as Joe Hardy's new concubine, Danielle Golden.

With a mouth "piece" like this, all the lonely yinzers will soon be shouting, "Two more years for our Boy Mayor!"

2 comments:

Government Issue said...

The nerve of us. I think she looks lovely. She can spin my coverage anytime.

CapitolMAN said...

A beautiful flower emerges from the moss at Slimy Pebble University.