Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Iran Establishes First-Ever Gay-Free Nation

You had me at "wipe Israel off the map."

Yesterday, tiny dictator Mahmoud Ahma ... Ackmeh ... ahem -- the guy from the country we're about to shit-hammer -- paid a visit to the (sort of) alma mater of this blogger's mommy and proceeded to declare his homeland totally unfabulous. Naturally, the crowd laughed at the preposterous notion that Iran has no homosexuals living in it.
"In Iran we do not have this phenomenon, I don't know who has told you that we have it," he said.
Well, I'm sold. What say you, reality?
The president would probably be very interested in speaking with N, an Iranian student who lives in Tehran, who told Ynet that she knew more than a few young Iranians who were gay. "They have to hide their true sexual orientation. Although they don't have their own places, their own caf├ęs to hang out in, they do exist," she said.
Like gay Bigfoot? What was the point of this clown coming to Columbia again? Your regime has managed to now define upward gays and lesbians in terms similar to an episode of "In Search of... ," Mr. President. Reform indeed.

1 comment:

CapitolMAN said...

No gays in Iran? Looks like Rick Santorum (Rejected-PA) has no reasons to bomb them into freedomocracy.