Friday, August 31, 2007

Snow Falls, Perino In as WH Press Flack (Photo)

Nominally Italian White House deputy press secretary Dana Perino will be fielding soft-ball questions from the front row for real after Tony Snow steps down in two weeks, reports the liberal media.

President Bush made the announcement earlier today, calling Perino "a smart, capable person who is able to spell out the issues of the day in a way that people listening on TV can understand." That, and a viewer may soon find himself getting an erection during a Q & A about arms shipments to India.

1 comment:

CapitolMAN said...

I will only support candidates with high cheek bones and a superior facial structure.