The always reliable Politico reports that actor-turned-lobbyist Fred Thompson will hold a conference call with supporters today to announce his intention to ... wait till next week, September 6, to formally announce his candidacy for president of the United States.
Dude, hurry up already: If I have to endure The Note's collage of nerdish inside-the-beltway jokes one more goddamn day in order to track your campaign plans, I'm gonna have a computer malpunction.
Fred-dendum: Crappy WaPo blog floats the idea(r) Thompson may officially announce next Wednesday on Leno -- provided he can actually sit through Jay's monologue. Am I right, people??