In their ongoing effort to stop the war machine from enlisting members of the Pittsburgh hoity-toity, local anarchists randomly collectivized at the Shadyside Marine Recruiting Station for an Iraqi war protest last night.
Eager to display their rage, the anarchists used a method preferred by proud patriots everywhere: wee-hour vandalism. Wanting to avoid a quarrel with the slick-skulled killers serving their country, the Pittsburgh Organizing Group bitched outside the shuttered office at 8 PM. Sometime between protest time and dawn, POGs shattered windows and splattered paint upon the facade.
The troops are on their way home!