Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Downtown Pittsburgh skyline has a bad case of acne

UPMC has announced they will move their evil labratory headquarters from Oakland to the U.S. Steel Building in downtown Pittsburgh. UPMC chief doc Jeffrey Romoff confirmed that the $6 billion non-profit would like to top the iconic structure with the UPMC logo. Mayor Luke was ecstatic.
"Any company willing to erect a cubicle and plug in a telephone downtown can have whatever they want, according to my new plan, 'Whatever The Fuck It Takes.' "

The Darn News' has obtained an artist's rendering of what the city's skyline will likely resemble next year:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

mook! thats funny