Monday, February 26, 2007

Tom Vilsack's short bus runs out of gas


Proto-Pittsburgher and human cornstalk Tom Vilbayh (D-Heartland) dropped out of the presidential race recently. Vilsack blamed his exit on an inability to raise enough schekels to challenge front-runners Barack Obama, Hilary Clinton, or John Hairdo. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that his surname rhymes with ballsack.

Due to lack of motivation, I failed to post my photos before the bastards at Wonkette got a hold of them. Now I'm cursed with inexorable self-loathing.

Photo credit: Capitolman in Des Moines, IA.

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