Friday, January 12, 2007

US EMBASSY AT ATHENS ATTACKED


BLOGGER LEARNS CAPITAL LETTERS CONVEY SENSE OF URGENCY, EVEN WHEN NONE IS DUE.

Greek leftists are being blamed for an attack on the US Embassy in Athens, and for trying to prop up discredited leftist ideology by blandly copying tactics of Sunni Insurgents.

Narrowly missing the embassy emblem, the anti-tank shell pierced the building near the front entrance shortly before 6 a.m., damaging a bathroom on the third floor, which houses the ambassador's office, and shattering windows in nearby buildings.

The Washington Post reports that previous attacks by the 'terrorist' group, the Revolutionary Struggle, very nearly injured somebody and left threatening black soot marks on a newly paved sidewalk. Revolutionary Struggle followed up the attack with a rockin house party where everyone in a Che Guevara t-shirt got to hit the beer bong. Unfortunately, these battle scarred patriots in the struggle for global change were wall-flowers when the dance floor really started pumping, and the jocks from Communist Front ended up scoring with the hot girls.

The US Government promised that the threatening looking fascist Eagle targeted in the attack would remain on the exterior of the embassy. "We might be in the depths of the darkest hour for capitalism," said Ambassador Charles Ries, "but we know how to look pissed off."

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