Monday, January 01, 2007

Excogitation on 2007 (This is mental masturbation) Motorola + Samsung = suckitude; I vote for Nokia

Happy new year to darnnews.com readers!
Both of you are terrifc people.

Our business is at hand. Resolutions and ruminations.

1. Break down and buy a Nokia. Why did you ever leave in the first place?
Stop. Stop making phones, Motorola. No explanation of your tragressions is necessary . Samsung, you should know better. A phone that gives two hours of talk-time is no phone at all, no matter how thin and moderne you are (A short aside: moderne is the fraternal twin of Art Deco. Streamlined moderne starts with industrial design during the 1920s and 1930s. I like to think as streamline modern as distinguished while art deco is flirtatious. An example of retro (pardon me, moderne) is a steel appliance found in your great-grandmother's kitchen.

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