Monday, October 16, 2006
Vote for Congressman Sherwood
Dear Congressman Curmudgeon,
The Internet, while invented by socialist Al "Algore" Gore, is a powerful weapon that can be used to promote or destroy you. Just ask your colleague Don Sherwood. He's the physically abusive philander and secret love-child of Dick Cheney and Bob Schieffer. Check out his reelection site at www.sherwoodforcongress.com.
Wait a minute, darnnews. That doesn't look like Don's site at all!
A clever curveball, huh Mr. Curmudgeon? Next time you are running for reelection Mr. Curmudgeon, ensure that you've maximized your web presence. If you don't know who to turn to for help, ask your slacker son and/or skanky daughter.