Friday, August 18, 2006

Friday Porn: Kinda Like "Anaconda II," Minus the Character Development and Slick Writing


Oh my God, it's here. The day we've all been waiting for. American cinema's signal achievement following one hundred years of hopelessly mediocre film making and viewer disappointment. A moment so fraught with importance that the very act of writing about it bestows upon the critic Edmund Wilson-ish respectability. I'm talking about "Snakes on a Plane," the new viral-marketed cheese-fest courtesy of the joyless shit factory known as Hollywood, California. Joel Siegel loves it, so you know it must be "sssensational."

So go see it. Otherwise, this nerd may kill himself.

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