Monday, August 28, 2006

Darkness beware: Heaven's army is on the march

Children everywhere (so long as they are lilly-white, baptised, and Episcopalian apparently) can sleep easy knowing the Almighty is defending them from such evil-doers as the Boggeyman, serpents, and activist judges.

Go ahead and visit the dorkiest creation by a matronly zealot by clicking on the photo.

By the way, what's with the hand-holding? I hope our couple lives in Kansas

Let's pray that the church these children worship at does not hold sleep-overs. Else, we could be looking at WWIII.

Remember, next time you talk to your mother, thank her for simply comforting you as a child when you had that preternatural fear of the dark. She could have done this!

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