Thursday, May 04, 2006

Legislator Crashes Car After Attaching Supplemental Whiskey Sours To Bar Bill

Congressman Patrick Kennedy, (D-W.I.) -- er, (D-R.I.), I mean -- smashed up his car early this morning and then got a lift home from Capitol Police, according to reports. Kennedy maintains he was sober as an activist judge when his car hit a barrier near the US Capitol at First and C Streets.

Honestly, I’d expect shady behavior of this type from a Taft or one of those dirt bag Van Burens. But a Kennedy?? Wait, there is this… .

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