Hey, are you a left-wing Hollywood activist with a skewed sense of reality and a romantic attachment to the 1960s? How about a rich white kid with a notional affection for social justice and a readiness to be fooled? Or maybe you're just a prol defector who wishes to make amends with a Latin American dictatorship before his family is systematically disappeared?
Then beautiful Venezuela is the destination for you! Take the Times's word for it -- Hugo Chavez and his merry band of Bolivarian revolutionaries are waiting for your arrival, so act now.
(Note: Offer does not apply to capitalists, neo-liberals, imperialists, homosexuals, Pat Robertson, or anyone who reads the news.)