Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Venezuela Is For Lovers!

Hey, are you a left-wing Hollywood activist with a skewed sense of reality and a romantic attachment to the 1960s? How about a rich white kid with a notional affection for social justice and a readiness to be fooled? Or maybe you're just a prol defector who wishes to make amends with a Latin American dictatorship before his family is systematically disappeared?

Then beautiful Venezuela is the destination for you! Take the Times's word for it -- Hugo Chavez and his merry band of Bolivarian revolutionaries are waiting for your arrival, so act now.

(Note: Offer does not apply to capitalists, neo-liberals, imperialists, homosexuals, Pat Robertson, or anyone who reads the news.)

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