Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Collegiate Football Kicker Scores City Council Presidency


As if Bobby O'Connor weren't enough, Pittsburgh City Council elected Luke Ravenstahl as leader of their austere body. With minds like O'Connor and Ravenstahl at the helm, Pittsburgh can expect the Ship of State to finally be steered into calmer waters...

Ravenstahl took the podium to accept the position of President, evidencing his intense bout with diarrhea with little more show than a look of intense concentration. 45 minutes later, his first act as council president was to authorize a payraise for
city janitorial staff.

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