I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, the Vice President's chief of staff, has been indicted by the 1920s social gadfly, author, and prosecutor Patrick J. Fitzgerald.
For those of you keeping score at home: Iraq, Katrina, indictments, and a flawed Supreme Court nominee who would have received deeper consideration from the American Idol judiciary than the US Senate.
Can life get any worse for our beleagured heroes in the White House? Maybe Bush will employ this tactic to fight back against the "liberal media."
This entry wouldn't be complete without an adorable portrait of our nation's foremost hatchetman.