Sunday, October 09, 2005

Friday Porn: Sunday Edition

Esquire, a magazine written for sophisticated and virile heterosexual males by gay men, has recently unveiled its newest "Sexiest Woman Alive" honoree. And the winner is (drum-machine roll, please) ... Jessica Biel!! Yes, Ms. Biel and her breasts grabbed the crown after Esquire showcased the issue on October 6, in New York. What are her just-christened duties you ask? As Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive" Jessica Beil must: 1) continue to be hot; 2) be hit on by Mickey Rourke; 3) resume hotness; and, 4) remind me again of a single movie she was ever in. (God! It's totally on the tip of my tongue. The one where she's in that rain-soaked tank top. It was called, ummm... Dammit!)

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