Those spinmeisters over at the White House are geniuses. In order to deflect attention away from his FEMA bumbling, it seems Karl Rove has suggested to George W. Bush that he regress into childhood -- as demonstrated by this adorable note he scribbled to Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice during this week's United Nations World Summit. Oh, you're good, Rove.
Seriously, though: "I think I may need a bathroom break"? You're the leader of the free world and you're asking permission to make pee-pee? Remember all that "mandate" talk? How you were gonna concentrate on cultivating your legacy in your second term, President Bush? I'd say all that's lost now that this will be remembered as the least moronic thing you've ever written. I need a shower.