Thursday, September 22, 2005

Bottle Up And Explode

A story in yesterday's National Enquirer stated that G.W. has fallen off the wagon. If you thought George Bush sober was a belligerent prick, just wait until he knocks back a fifth of Beam. Forget those man whores North Korea and Iran. He's eyeing the club's bouncer. How do you say "Noo-ku-lar holocaust" in Mandarin? I'll leave it to Daingerous to add his blistering wit to this story.

We report. You decide.

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