If I were still a student, now would be the time I would be fresh from summer slacking, primed to attend every class for two weeks before I remembered how sleepy droning profs made me. On this week, in which all slacker students think this semester is going to be different somehow, I wish everyone the best. As for me, in the words of Dazed and Confused, and more recently Ryan, "I keep getting older but they stay the same age."
Read The Tartan. Advise those freshmen to eat at the trucks. And try not to pick up any new bad habits.