The following tee shirts have made their annual appearance in the East End, ushering in the Fall of Despair for CMU's crop of freshmen:
Front: "MIT Was My First Choice"
Back: "Byte Me, CMU"
Front: "What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?"
Back: "I don't know and I don't care."
Front: "My shirt is an infinite loop"
Back: "My shirt is an infinite loop"