Monday, June 13, 2005

Save Michael Jackson

Dear God,
Please save Michael Jackson from the hellfires of eternity and incessant violent rape in state penitentary. Please return him to neverland where he may make sweet, sweet music.

He didn't do it!

This time...

God bless America, and let us no longer call MIchael Jackson the self-proclaimed King of Pop. I proclaim him the King of Pop.

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