After reviewing photos of these people I met who live above me, I have decided that Frau Travis should cut his hair like it used to be in the olden days. This is based on careful imaging analysis and a couple meetings with Travis. If you saw him as he is now, you would no doubt agree that he would get carded less if he had a little snip snip done.
And since this post will no doubt get back to my neigbors, it is really just the first in a series of subtle ploys to have my way with the world. Beware!
What in the world are assholes good for if not a nice link in their profile?